The only thing in Dundee worth a shit about is this huge pirate ship. If anybody in Dundee had any sense they would launch that fucker and get out of there. Dundee seems so far removed from the modern world its almost as if time has stood still and will be forever stood still, its like an abyss. We played with this band (of fools) called Shotgun Libido, a glam rock band from the middle of nowhere, where aberdeen angus just roam around, looking like Motley Crew just wiped their cocks all over them. The drummer, in his eternal wisdom, took it upon himself to use my snare drum and then ruin the skin (i've been quite bitter about the whole thing ever since). Anyway, it was a pretty turd night and a well bum way to end the tour, so we robbed refreshments from ever other service station from Dundee to Manchester to make ourselves feel better.
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